My mom told me to study hard and learn to spell 30 some years ago.  First, I was like WTH, and then I was like WHF.  Then it dawned on me that she was just telling me a joke after all, so I LOL, LMAO, and LAH (laughed at her.) Get the Flash Player to [...]

Thanks to my mother.  Because of her stunning discovery, the top 0.5% of the men no longer have to practice unsafe sex. 

Did you know what his mommy does?  Yes, she works at … Originally appeared on blogiversity.org

Mom:  What should I say to my boss that I want to quit? Me:  Just tell her that you don’t want to work any more.  Say, “I am 70 years old.  I AM ANCIENT.” Mom:  I want a FANCY excuse that sounds good.  I don’t want to burn the bridge, you know. Me:  What bridge?  You [...]

Me:  HeRRo.  Mom?  This is your son. Mother:  Hello?  Hellooo?  Who is this?  Why are you not speaking? Me:  HeRRo?  It’s your son. Mother:  Hi, how are you?  What happened?  Why didn’t you say anything? Me:  I did.  It had to be the internet connection.  I am testing this thing called, Skype.  For ten bucks a month, [...]