They are not really tattoos.  They are actually tights. What do you think? Sexy!!! Nope. Not my thing. I prefer real tattoos. View Results

I want to wear these earrings in Seattle and I’ll look damn cute. @ eclecticeccentricity “Honey.  It’s this napkin thing.  It’s too thin.  I am so cold.  Go get a jacket for me, sweetie.” “Why are you so damn tall?”

Are you panicking now because you don’t know what to get for your husband, or father, or grandfather for Christmas?  Are you thinking that it’s just too hard to get presents for men?  Do you want to revenge because your husband or boyfriend always got you some ridiculous gifts like vacuums, swiffers with a motor [...]

Is it just me or is the bra really screaming, “GOOD MORNING, AMERICA!!!  PRAISE JESUS?!?!?!” @ mightywallets

One day, when Darth Vader was just flying for fun he saw something rather peculiar through his uber powerful binocular “It was a shoe…  Oh, no… It was a sandwich,” he exclaimed. He took a bite and it was heavenly.  So from that day on, Darth Vader lived happily ever after. The End.