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Glamazon

Carl — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 06:46:52 +0000

via Bluntcard.com.

Angry Little Girls – I Hate People Bag

Carl — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 00:32:00 +0000

Need I say more? This item has been AUTOMATICALLY added to my Christmas wish list.

Angry Little Girls – I Hate People Tote Bag, Grey.

That’s the Sexy Car I Want

Carl — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 23:03:54 +0000

The Ass Family

Carl — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 04:50:12 +0000

via

Simple TV Remote Everyone Has Ever Wanted

Carl — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 04:37:04 +0000

via “Here grandma, I wrote directions on the remote so youd stop calling me everyday.” – CollegeHumor Picture.

Peacock Feather Tattoo?

Carl — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 05:11:42 +0000

They are not really tattoos. They are actually tights.

What do you think?

If Nicole Kidman Can Wear a Napkin Dress to Oscar

Carl — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 03:01:01 +0000

I want to wear these earrings in Seattle and I’ll look damn cute.

@ eclecticeccentricity

“Honey. It’s this napkin thing. It’s too thin. I am so cold. Go get a jacket for me, sweetie.”

“Why are you so damn tall?”

Anti-Fart Underwear

Carl — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 06:08:39 +0000

Are you panicking now because you don’t know what to get for your husband, or father, or grandfather for Christmas? Are you thinking that it’s just too hard to get presents for men? Do you want to revenge because your husband or boyfriend always got you some ridiculous gifts like vacuums, swiffers with a motor running, or vibrators?

Worry no more. The time has finally come for you to get this ultimate present every man will enjoy for years to come.

Introducing…

Men-D

It’s discreet. It’s comfortable. And most importantly, it builds confidence. No more embarrassing moment for men.

Oh yes. Be sure to wear it with tight underwear so that it doesn’t slip out when you are in Olive Garden.

“Excuse Sir! I think this is yours. It just came out of your pants.”

“Why, thank you so much. It’s my tampon. You know, one of those days…”

@ flat-d

My Bra Is Too Small

Carl — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 19:33:05 +0000

Is it just me or is the bra really screaming, “GOOD MORNING, AMERICA!!! PRAISE JESUS?!?!?!”

@ mightywallets

Darth Vader’s Favorite Sandwich

Carl — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 08:10:06 +0000

One day, when Darth Vader was just flying for fun

he saw something rather peculiar through his uber powerful binocular

“It was a shoe… Oh, no… It was a sandwich,” he exclaimed.

He took a bite and it was heavenly. So from that day on, Darth Vader lived happily ever after.

The End.