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	<description>Me:  He&#039;s so anal about money that his a$$hole can produce diamond.  The production is imminent.</description>
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		<title>I Am Looking for an Asian Guy</title>
		<link>http://doocci.com/2012/02/01/i-am-looking-for-an-asian-guy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:06:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl</dc:creator>
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		<title>Fire!  Fire!  Call 911!</title>
		<link>http://doocci.com/2012/01/29/fire-fire-call-911/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 16:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He certainly responded quickly and acted &#8220;dutifully.&#8221; &#160; &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He certainly responded quickly and acted &#8220;dutifully.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>I Really Have to Go</title>
		<link>http://doocci.com/2012/01/28/i-really-have-to-go/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 12:12:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl</dc:creator>
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		<title>Sally Field Diagnosed with Osteoporosis after Taking Boniva</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:27:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl</dc:creator>
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		<title>McDonald&#8217;s out of Boy Toy!!!  But Pool Boy Is Available.</title>
		<link>http://doocci.com/2012/01/17/mcdonalds-out-of-boy-toy-but-pool-boy-is-available/</link>
		<comments>http://doocci.com/2012/01/17/mcdonalds-out-of-boy-toy-but-pool-boy-is-available/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 08:20:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl</dc:creator>
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<p><img style="border: 8px solid #c0c0c0;" src="http://doocci.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tumblr_l97lwwh4BQ1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg" alt="No boy toy" width="434" height="327" /></p>
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		<title>Sony&#8217;s Praystation</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 21:37:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl</dc:creator>
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		<title>3D Rice Cooker</title>
		<link>http://doocci.com/2012/01/15/3d-rice-cooker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 05:19:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s no ordinary rice cooker.  It&#8217;s a 3D rice cooker.  When you put on the 3D glasses, you can see rice and the cooker floating in air.  IMAX model is coming soon. &#160; &#160; via 3D 3 0 Liters Automatic Rice Cooker Model RC 110 Philippines &#8211; 4292854.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s no ordinary rice cooker.  It&#8217;s a 3D rice cooker.  When you put on the 3D glasses, you can see rice and the cooker floating in air.  IMAX model is coming soon.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.sulit.com.ph/index.php/view+classifieds/id/4292854/3D+3+0+Liters+Automatic+Rice+Cooker+Model+RC+110?referralKeywords=3d+rice+cooker"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-3216" style="border: 8px solid #c0c0c0;" title="3D Rice Cooker" src="http://doocci.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Hard-anodized-non-stick-inner-pot-Rice-Cooker-21263969743-434x444.jpg" alt="" width="434" height="444" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>via <a href="http://www.sulit.com.ph/index.php/view+classifieds/id/4292854/3D+3+0+Liters+Automatic+Rice+Cooker+Model+RC+110?referralKeywords=3d+rice+cooker">3D 3 0 Liters Automatic Rice Cooker Model RC 110 Philippines &#8211; 4292854</a>.</p>
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		<title>Slut Can Still Be a Murderer</title>
		<link>http://doocci.com/2012/01/11/slut-can-still-be-a-murderer/</link>
		<comments>http://doocci.com/2012/01/11/slut-can-still-be-a-murderer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 00:19:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes.  Van der Sloot is a murderer. Was his name originally supposed to be Van de Slut? &#8220;Mr. de Slut, please come to the front desk.&#8221; &#8220;de Slut?  Is there a de Slut here?  Last call&#8230;  de Slut?&#8221; Well, de Slut didn&#8217;t sound very nice.  So he legally changed it to der Sloot.  It may [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes.  Van der Sloot is a murderer.</p>
<p>Was his name originally supposed to be Van de Slut?</p>
<p>&#8220;Mr. de Slut, please come to the front desk.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;de Slut?  Is there a de Slut here?  Last call&#8230;  de Slut?&#8221;</p>
<p><span style="line-height: 24px;">Well, de Slut didn&#8217;t sound very nice.  So he legally changed it to der Sloot.  It may fool others, but there is no escape from my cunning eyes.</span></p>
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<p>via <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/van-der-sloot-pleads-guilty-killing-peru-woman-154409930.html">Van der Sloot pleads guilty to killing Peru woman &#8211; Yahoo! News</a>.</p>
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		<title>Does It Bother You?</title>
		<link>http://doocci.com/2012/01/10/does-it-bother-you/</link>
		<comments>http://doocci.com/2012/01/10/does-it-bother-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 17:43:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; via Does It Bother You When.. &#8211; Gagful.]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.gagful.com/6897/does-it-bother-you-when.html"><img style="border: 8px solid #c0c0c0;" src="http://doocci.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/1325312829_Does_it_bother_you_when_gag.jpg" alt="Does It Bother You" width="434" height="618" /></a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>via <a href="http://www.gagful.com/6897/does-it-bother-you-when.html">Does It Bother You When.. &#8211; Gagful</a>.</p>
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		<title>What I Look Like When No Toilet Paper in Bathroom</title>
		<link>http://doocci.com/2012/01/03/what-i-look-like-when-no-toilet-paper-in-bathroom/</link>
		<comments>http://doocci.com/2012/01/03/what-i-look-like-when-no-toilet-paper-in-bathroom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 06:44:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl</dc:creator>
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<p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/25-youtube-comments-that-are-actually-funny"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-3093" style="border: 8px solid #c0c0c0;" title="no toilet paper in bathroom" src="http://doocci.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/no-toilet-paper-434x571.jpg" alt="no toilet paper in bathroom" width="434" height="571" /></a></p>
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