Me:   Grandma, Grandma!  Look at the sky.   It’s so pretty.  It’s kind of yellow, and red, and orange. Grandma:   Silly boy.  Typhoon’s a comin!!! Me:  Really? Grandma:  Of course.  When the sky looks like that, just remember – Typhoon’s a comin!!! … … … … Several days later… Me:   Grandma, remember [...]

Wow.  Grandma.  Look at the moon.  It is so big and bright. DON’T point at the moon. Why? Your ears will drop off. Hahahahahaha… Silence!  Who taught you to laugh at your grandma?  It’s your mother, isn’t it? N… Silence!  You will anger the goddess of the moon when you point at it.  Your ears [...]

Have you eaten duck eggs? Me:  When I was a child, yes.  Once in a great while, my grandma would let me eat one.  She always said, “Don’t eat too many duck eggs.  They are not good for you.”  I asked, “Why?”  She said, “Don’t ask too many questions.  Just listen.”  I asked, “But I only asked [...]

Today’s most important question in Seattle is… Seriously? Dear Butt Master, When I was a child, Grandma used Yellow Pages.  I asked her why we couldn’t use toilet paper like other normal people did.  She exclaimed, “WE ARE PO!!!  YELLOW PAGES ARE FREE!!!” Today, I am finally rich.  So I use Wet Jet.  Spray and [...]

With this cup, all I can think of is my dead grandmother staring at me when I am sipping my coffee. “Grandma, Grandma.  I need to buy some glue for my school project.” “Glue?  GLUE?  WE ARE PO!!!  USE RICE!!!” @ zazzle