Callie, the dog:  How come you kept putting that damn cat on your blog, but not me? Me:  Shush!  Silly goose.  You shouldn’t speak of Her Royal Highness like that.  Besides, we are just unworthy peasants.  I’ll try to sneak you in tonight and do a story for you on my blog. Miss Meow Meow [...]

Callie was barking like crazy when I was making dinner.  This was even after she got her treats twice and devoured her supper in 2.423 seconds.  So I opened the door to the garage and invited her to stay there.  I knew she would be more than happy to oblige because she thinks that being in the garage [...]

Our neighbor across the street had a baby a few months ago.  One day, the wife came over to our house.  Poor John opened the door… Neighbor’s wife:  Your dog always peed in my front yard.  Can you stop that?  Your dog’s pee is contaminating my child. John:  ………………………  Bad dog, Callie!!!  Bad dog!!!

Woof, woof, woof!  Woof, woof, woof! I opened my eyes and looked at the clock.  It was 5 in the morning.  What was wrong with that damn dog?  I buried my head underneath the pillow.  Bark, bark, bark!  Bark, bark, bark! “Oh, for heaven’s sake, can someone please shut the dog up?”  I pulled the blanket [...]

I scheduled an appointment for Callie with the Petsmart Grooming this morning because she was in desperate need of a bath.  Fortunately, they were able to squeeze her in at eleven o’clock.  We arrived early because I wanted to make sure that Callie had time to walk around the parking lot and do all her [...]