Me:  Can I bring my dog to work? Boss:  Are you blind? Me:  No. Boss:  Then, absolutely not.  No pets are allowed at work.  

It’s always funnier at a dog’s expense.     via Fierce Costumes | Pets Wizard of Oz Dorothy Dog Costume.

Things we do to amuse ourselves.

Callie, the dog, went out through the gate because we forgot the close it after the guy was done cleaning the roof.  I was taking a shower then when she decided to take a road trip.  When I was done, I came downstairs to feed her.  She didn’t answer.  Normally, she would be running to me in 1/2 a second [...]

Poop freeze?  Supposedly, you spray this thing on doggie poop and then you can easily pick it up and throw it in a bag.  Hmm…  I use grocery bags. This restaurant in Taipei, Taiwan, serves everything in toilets.  You eat your food while sitting on a toilet.  And even the ice cream looks like poop [...]