Umbrellas just don’t cut it!  You need boots that tell you “FLOOD A COMIN’!!!” Regina Regis Rain

Master Matt strikes again.  Many hours he spent with the copper wires, beads, and saws, and even the stove in the kitchen.  Indeed!  I once saw him putting the wire tree base in the oven baked for hours.  Then, he said, “AAARRRHHHH!  I screwed up.” My favorites are the geeky techno wire tree and the [...]

Rumor has it that the kit is flying off the shelf.  I know I need at least A DOZEN to use them at work… We all harbor a bitch within, whether or not we’re willing to admit it. With the Bitch Kit, now you can let your own inner bitch roar rather than leave her to fester [...]

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OMG!!!  I can’t believe this thing really exists – a Mile High Kit.  We’ll never be bored again during a long flight.  No longer do we need to wait for the flight attendants to give us drinks and peanuts to keep our hands and mouths busy, nor do we need them to play the movie that we [...]

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