Q: Snow in Seattle?
Me: Buried.
Q: Snow my god?
Me: Indeed.
Q: Any plan to go skiing?
Me: Nah. Gonna spend some time with my BFF.
Q: Charles?
Me: Hahahaha… No. I have a new BFF. Absolute Vodka Citron.
Q: Hahahaha…
Me: I love my BFF. He truly understands me.