Deleted scenes from the movie, Twilight – New Moon.

Bella:  Make me a vampire.

Edward:  No.

Bella:  Why not?

Edward:  Sigh…  Look into my eyes,  look into the eyes,  not around the eyes.  Don’t look around the eyes.  Look into my eyes.  (Snap his finger.)  You’re under.

Bella:  …

Edward:  I can’t make you a vampire because I am not one.  The director just put some white powder on my face so I look sickly pale like my 89-year-old grandmother who lives in Alaska and has not seen the sunlight for 6 months.  She also refuses to bathe because it’s too cold up there.  Actually, she is just lazy.

Bella:  …

Edward:  But I can’t tell you all this because the silly audience won’t come to see our movie, and the director will fire me and he won’t be able to make Twilight 3.  If there is no Twilight 3, you and I cannot become money whores.  When I snap my finger, you will forget what I just said and remember nothing.

Bella:  …

Edward:  3…  2…  1…  (Snap his finger.)   You are back in the room.

Bella:  Make me a vampire.

Edward:  NO!