Me:  I have never been to a sperm bank.

Laura:  Neither have I.

Me:   Do you think I can donate to the sperm bank?

Laura:  You should.  You are adorable.

Me:  Thanks.

Laura:  And balding and short.

Me:   You are too kind.  Variety is the spice of life.

Laura:  True.  True.

Me:  What do you call the person who puts the sperm in the female body?

Laura:  Artificial inseminator.

Me:  Wow.  You are brilliant.  That’s not what came to me first.  I thought it was called a sperm pusher.

Laura:  Hahahahaha…

Inspired by the Golden Girls and Knock Yourself up