This fine lady was going to buy Fiber One snack bars for her daughter while I was in the same aisle looking for my must-have sinfully delicious Fiber Plus dark chocolate almond bars.  So I thought I had to intervene.

Me:  Excuse me.  But you just have to try this Fiber Plus dark chocolate one.  It is so good.  ILLEGALLY GOOD.  After one bite, you’ll never be able to stop.

Target Shopper Lady:  I always like Fiber One.

Me:  Fiber One is great.  But Fiber Plus will make you scream for joy.

Target Shopper Lady:  Honey, would you like to try the chocolate ones this time?

I walked away and gave them room to discuss the decision for their lives.  I thought Kellogg’s should put me in their commercials.

Moments later, I ran into the fine lady and her daughter again.  I smiled and looked into her cart.  Success!!!  6 boxes of the Fiber Plus chocolate stuff.   I wondered if I should start a Kellogg’s Fiber Plus Chocolate cult.  I will have a lot of followers, won’t I?  All day long, we will worship the chocolate bars and eat them.  We’ll open the 800 number lines for people to donate.  And then we’ll sing and cry and worship some more, and eat more while the 800 toll-free number keeps flashing at the bottom of the TV screen.  But 3 of the chocolate bars are probably the limit.  We don’t want to get overdosed on fiber, do we?