Dear Bo$$,

For $even year$, I have given $o much to the company.  I worked hard and got exceed$ every $ingle year.  I don’t a$k much.  I am $ure you know what I mean.  I am looking forward to receiving your re$pon$e $oon.

$incerely Your$,
$$$ CARL $$$

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Dear Carl,

I kNOw you have been working very hard.  However, you must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well due to the worsening market conditions.

Just NOw, the world’s most reNOwned ecoNOmists have stated that they are NOt sure if we can get out of recession soon.  Even after the last NOvember presidential election, things have NOt improved much.

I have NOthing more to add NOw.  I hope you kNOw what I mean.

Good luck,
NOah