Yesterday Your six month premium will be $980. Wow.  That’s excellent.  You guys do save me $300.  So, what will my first payment be? Oh.  $980 is the pay-in-full amount.  If you’d like to pay monthly, the premium will be $1160. Huh? $1160, sir.  The discount is only applied to the pay-in-full amount. Well, could [...]

My aunt and my mom went to see the Curious Case of Benjamin Button together.  When Button got older, he became younger and younger looking and more real Brad Pitt like, it set my aunt’s loins on fire.  Oops.  I meant they loved the movie very much.

My work laptop was not functioning right.  After struggling with the help desk for days, they finally gave up and ordered a replacement for me.  I was glad the torture was finally over. Today, the replacement laptop arrived.  I was ecstatic.  After spending two hours to set it up the way I wanted, I faced [...]

Matt:  I sat on a piece of chocolate today.  Fortunately, I had a pair of jeans in the car so I could change. Me:  Right.  Or people will think you pooped your pants and wriggled in it.

Darn!  I can tell “Big Daddy” is back from vacation.  I smell onions.  He just loves onions.  I guess he uses them as breath mints. Me:  And as deodorant.