Mother:  Your nephew said he wanted me to live until 100 years old.

Me:  Aaawww… How sweet.  He’s a good kid.  He loves you the most.

Mother:  Well, actually, he said that it is because I am doing the laundry for everybody and all the chores around the house.  They feel so comfortable that they don’t need to lift a finger at home.  He even suggested that I do his homework too.

Me:  Too bad I live so far away from you.  Otherwise, you can take care of my stuff too, and in return, I’ll always pray for you to live FOREVER.