Miss Meow Meow’s gentleman friend:  “I really don’t like to be disturbed when I am watching Real Housewives from New York.  Well, if you can excuse me, don’t look!  I am going to scratch you-know-where.  Oh, by the way, Carl, I have a message for you from my darling, Her Royal Highness…”

Dear Carl Unworthy Peasant,

I rarely have my gentleman friends over.  It is embarrassing when you don’t have Bud Light fully stocked.  How can I entertain my guest(s) properly when beer runs out in the middle of the soiree?  This is socially unacceptable and disgraceful.  See to it.  There won’t be a next time, or I won’t let you pat me and look at my butt.

Her Royal Highness,

Bud Light kitty

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  1. Shawn on April 6, 2009 4:15 am

    Carl, you should be ashamed of yourself. Have you no social graces?

  2. trench on April 6, 2009 1:14 pm

    lovely. haha.

  3. The Fitness Diva on April 6, 2009 7:26 pm

    The is no disturbing me when I’m watching The Housewives, either! A BIG no-no at my house! ;)

  4. Celebrity Gossip on April 6, 2009 8:28 pm

    I think Lou Costello said it best “I’m a bad boy.”

    In your case “Your a bad boy.” :LOL:

    Sami

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