I know I am one of those very few people left in the world that are positive and optimistic all the time.  Every day of mine is just perfect.  Everything is always great, great, great!  And all I want is world peace. Good guy:  Carl, did you see the email about Safari users, who cannot [...]

My nephew got so upset with me one day during my visit.  We told him not to tell his mother that I was there because I wanted it to be a surprise, and he was supposed to keep the secret.  He was all nodding his head and promised that he would never tell. Two days later, his mother [...]

Dorothy:  Oh Ma, why did I ever marry that man? Sophia:  Because he knocked you up. Dorothy:  Why did I ever let that happen? Sophia:  Because he got you drunk. Dorothy:  Why am I having this conversation with you? Sophia:  Beats the hell out of me! Get the Flash Player to see this content.

My mom told me to study hard and learn to spell 30 some years ago.  First, I was like WTH, and then I was like WHF.  Then it dawned on me that she was just telling me a joke after all, so I LOL, LMAO, and LAH (laughed at her.) Get the Flash Player to [...]

Overheard the conversations (in my head). In AIG: “Can I get a raise?  I did have a big part in driving the company nearly bankrupt, you know!!!” “Nah, that takes too long to earn the money if I give you a raise.  How about a ONE-MILLION-DOLLAR bonus?  You have direct deposit, don’t you?  The money can [...]