After much agony and little ecstasy, the unauthorized Oprah’s Book Club has finally announced the books of the month of April, 2009:

“Ecstasy is only a hoofbeat away.”  I didn’t know horses could be THIS MAGICAL.  ”First Shocking Printing.”  Hell, indeed.  HeRRooo!  I have been going to the “toy store” since I was 15 21 and they never sell horses there.  I should sell the cat and the dog immediately, and get a horse instead.  

Hmm… I think I’d rather keep my own hairdo.