I know I am one of those very few people left in the world that are positive and optimistic all the time.  Every day of mine is just perfect.  Everything is always great, great, great!  And all I want is world peace.

Good guy:  Carl, did you see the email about Safari users, who cannot sign online on our site?

Me World Peace:  Yes, of course, I did.  Who cares?  We don’t like MAC losers anyway.

Good guy:  They were saying that it had something to do with the project we did a year ago.

Me World Peace:  Bastards!  I hope they all get explosive diarrhea when they are stuck on the freeway.  Let’s go spit on them first.


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  1. OldWestMom on March 27, 2009 9:36 am

    Ha! Too funny! After all, someone needs to bring those Apple users down a notch.

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