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Feb

19

I Cannot Pee in Public Not Because I Am Shy

Category: How Rude | Leave a Comment

“Why?” you asked.

“See below and don’t ask again.”

Reason Number FOUR:

Urinals too close. I can’t pee because I am SHY.

Reason Number THREE:

A robot urinal. That’s why I can’t pee in public.

Reason Number TWO:

A nun urinal. That’s why I can’t pee in public.

Reason Number ONE:

A urinal with TEETH!!! I just can’t pee in public.

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