A woman was interviewed by a reporter on Black Friday and she said, “I am so worried about the economy right now and how to put food on the table for my two kids.  I know many people won’t get Christmas presents from me this year.”

“What kind of deals did you get today?”

“Oh, I bought a HDTV on sale for $400.  It was marked down from $599, and an iPod, and some DVDs.”

Yipeeeee!!!  Now we know where her POOR LITTLE TWO CHILDREN’s food goes.  “HELLO, HDTV.  COME TO MAMA.  Kids?  What kids?”