Me:  I would like to close my account because I no longer needed the service. Her:  Yes.  I can do that.  May I AXE you why you want to close the account? Me:  Didn’t I just tell you that? Her:  Told me Wah? Me:  That I no longer needed the service. Her:  Hahahaha… That’s right.  [...]

I thought taking a shower was supposed to be enjoyable and relaxing.  Why would someone put this thing in the shower and even call it, “A NECESSITY FOR YOUR SHOWER?”  Just the image of the slimy thing coming out of the nostril and then rubbing it on your body is grotesque…  OMG!!!  My dinner is working [...]

So the debate goes on, should your baby son pee sitting down or standing up? Does it matter?  I thought boys will eventually figure it out one day.  Didn’t we? Some of the comments in this fantastic post about your little boys’ peeing styles and preferences were absolutely the best. I strongly advocate teaching boys to pee sitting [...]

I MUST share this with you all.  It is MY DUTY!!!  Matt had coffee coming out his nose while he was reading it.  I had to change pants because of the little accident I had.  Trust me.  Don’t eat or drink anything during. Transcript Of Palin – Couric Interview on Salon.com

Mom:  What should I say to my boss that I want to quit? Me:  Just tell her that you don’t want to work any more.  Say, “I am 70 years old.  I AM ANCIENT.” Mom:  I want a FANCY excuse that sounds good.  I don’t want to burn the bridge, you know. Me:  What bridge?  You [...]