Me:  I would like to close my account because I no longer needed the service.

Her:  Yes.  I can do that.  May I AXE you why you want to close the account?

Me:  Didn’t I just tell you that?

Her:  Told me Wah?

Me:  That I no longer needed the service.

Her:  Hahahaha… That’s right.  I apologize for that.

Me:  That’s all right.

Her:  Soooo, you want to close the account?

Me:  ……………….

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