So, can someone please tell me why I want to open something I am about to drink with the filthy bottom of the sandal? Oh, ya. Of course, right after I step on some dog poop, and I am dying to open a beer with the poopy bottle openers conveniently installed at the bottom of my sandals. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Found on reef-sandals-online.com
Why? What is the point of this? What can a couple really do by putting this on?
“Ooo, baby! Big, huge, jumbo underwear! Ooo, baby. So sexy. I am getting all hot just looking at this ginormous underwear.”
OH, PALEEEEEZE!!!
Discovered on shopinprivate.com