Oh, wait.  Let me log on to my favorite Yahoo Answers account first and ask other teenagers what I should do with my child, although he is burning at a temperature of 104 F.  Is 104 F hot?  My history teacher never taught that in school.  Damn her.  I will ask that question on Yahoo Answers, too.  Hold on, my child.  [...]

Mother:  So I was watching this program on TV that the Buddhist master was talking about adultery and teaching married men how to avoid it. Me:  Do tell. Mother:  He said that if a married man found himself cheating on his wife, he just had to imagine that the naked mistress was actually his mother.  The master asked, “How can [...]

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