Thanks, Pat.

If you haven’t seen engrish.com, go there! I was laughing so hard I had to blow my nose.
 
The Chinese Olympic Committee stated that they spent tens of millions of dollars working to improve the level of English in the country, so that they would not be the object of criticism and derision.  Who stole the money?
 
China is ready for the Olympics and the resulting influx of English speaking tourists…

Make yourself fucking lovely.  “which is just one step up from lovely.”

which is one step up from just lovely…

Dying right here is strickly prohibited.  “Please go over and die.”

Please go over there and die.  Thank you so much for your cooperation.

Rocking Elmo.  “I wouldn’t tickle this one.”

I wouldn’t tickle this one.

Unsightly and peculiar.  “This must be where Heidi Klum and Tim Gun shop.

Where every fashion aficionado in China shops!!!

Please don’t touch yourself.  Let us help you try out.  “The very last thing I need help with is this.”

If there is one thing I don’t need help with…


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