Oh, wait. Let me log on to my favorite Yahoo Answers account first and ask other teenagers what I should do with my child, although he is burning at a temperature of 104 F. Is 104 F hot? My history teacher never taught that in school. Damn her. I will ask that question on Yahoo Answers, too. Hold on, my child. Other kids will reply very soon. Burn slowly, OK? Burn, baby, burn!!!

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