Where do babies come from?  A mummy and daddy fall in love and get married.  One night they go into the bedroom and they kiss and hug and have sex.  That means the daddy put his penis into the mummy’s vagina.  That’s how you get a baby.  But the other night, I into your bedroom and Dad had his penis in your mouth.  What do you get when you do that?  Jewelry.

Originally appeared on humorpix.com


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