Q:  I hope your party does not end up like the one Jeff and I went to last night.

Me:  You know anything could happen at my party.  And I just fainted in public twice recently and humiliated myself big time.  So what happened?

Q:  Jeff and I went to a family party last night.  My uncle was talking about where you could buy this cheap and dirty tequila from Mexico and so on and so forth.  So, anyway, he made the tequila and his wife drank it and then she fainted.

Me:  OMG!!!  That was worse than I.

Q:  No Shit.  Everyone panicked, some people screamed, “Call 911.”  In the meantime, she came around, but within seconds, she fainted again.

Me:  Just like me.  At least, she fainted at a family party.  I did it in public.  It was embarrassing.

Q:  And then she came around, and she fainted for the third time.  Her husband was now totally terrified, so he shit in his pants.

Me:  Hahahahahaha…  OMG!  Hahahahaha…

Q:  He totally freaked out and started to walk around the house and kept saying , “OMG!  OMG!”  At the same time, all the guests smelled something funny.  Everyone was looking at the bottom of their shoes for fear that they had stepped on poops.  Children were running about so they tried to get hold of the kids to find out which one pooped in the pants.  Finally, the son found out what it was, so he asked him to go change.

At this time, I was on the floor dying.  Q continued.

Q:  So he went upstairs.  Minutes later, he came back down without changing his clothes at all but simply wrapped a towel around and rejoined the party.

I could barely breath at this point and my tummy hurt so bad.

Q:  The guests were just stunned.  There you saw this man wrapped in a towel with poopy pants on walking around the house with a drink in his hand.