X:  Could you imagine having a last name of Seeman?

Me:  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

X:  I would die.

Me:  SO WOULD I.  Where did you find this?

X:  Read your email.  Just came out.  Fresh from the oven.  I know if I ever married him, I would NOT be taking his last name.

Me:  I thought Sven’s friend, Ping Pong Dang, is BAD ENOUGH.

X:  I thought it was Ping Dang Dong. 

Me:  Does it REALLY matter at this point? 

X:  Hahahaha… 

Me:  Imagine the Seemans are at a party…  “Let’s welcome, Mr. and Mrs. Seeman.”  And even worse, the wife’s maiden name is Cox, and she hyphenated them together.

X:  WHAT?!?!  OH, JESUS, Carl!!!!!!!!  That is horrible.

Me:  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA… I am peeing myself and standing in a huge puddle.

X:  Ewwwwwwwww…  Speaking of huge puddles, I went to the bathroom today into my usual stall that does not have the huge cracks to see-through like the other stalls.

Me:  OMG!  I hate those.  It’s like someone did that on purpose cutting the door an inch too much.  It makes you feel like totally exposed.

X:  I KNOW!  Anyway, and it looks like a woman stood UP, did her business ALL over the entire toilet seat and left.  I was disgusted.

Me:  OMG!!!!!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH…

X:  Isn’t this great lunchtime conversation?

Me:  AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH…  But, how did she do that?  Wouldn’t she be wetting her legs too?

X:  I do NOT know nor do I want to be thinking that in-depth about it.  This is the second time that it’s happened.  The first I thought it was just splash from the toilet being flushed, but it was definitely NOT a clear color

Me:  AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH