Here are two clips from Britain Got Talents.  I saw each clip more than 5 times and each time I watched, I cried.  Get your Kleenex ready before you begin.  Get the Flash Player to see this content. Get the Flash Player to see this content.

Sunday, May 4th, after the Golden Girls… Blanche: Do you know what I hate doing most after a party? Rose: Trying to find your undies in the big pile?

We walked into a restaurant one evening while we were in Japan.  There was no one from where we could see.  It looked totally deserted. Me:  Hello? Matt:  I don’t think they speak English in Japan. Me:  Oh, ya.  Silly me.  You are right.  I totally forgot.  HeRRo?

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If you have already bought one of the followings as a Mother Day’s gift, there is still time to shop again.  Hurry, or your brother or sister is going to snatch away that family heirloom, Hello Kitty diamond watch, and the orgasmic LooLoo right under your very nose. Yes, we know you think it’s sweet to buy [...]