Golden Girls… 

Blanche:  Sophia, I decided to wear this gold chain nestling ever so cunningly in my cleavage.  What other accessories do you think I need?

Sophia:  Implant!

After the Golden Girls, I called my mom…

Mom:  So, your cousin and his girlfriend were making out a few times.

Me:  How did you know?

Mom:  They were DOING IT in his room.

Me:  Really?  YOU WERE THERE?  Oops, I meant where were you?

Mom:  I was in my room, of course.

Me:  How rude!  But how did you know?  Like for sure, for sure…

Mom:  I heard them.

Me:  Because the bed was making the squeaky noise?

Mom:  Nah.  I heard the “happy” noises.

Me:  Hmm…  How did you know they were happy?

Mom:  I hardly think they were crying and sobbing in that state.

Me:  Maybe they were just whispering to each other.

Mom:  I may be 70 years old but I still know what “happy” noises sound like.  You twit.


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  1. Good Moaning 2 | Doocci on September 9, 2008 11:17 pm

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