Golden Girls…
Blanche: Sophia, I decided to wear this gold chain nestling ever so cunningly in my cleavage. What other accessories do you think I need?
Sophia: Implant!
After the Golden Girls, I called my mom…
Mom: So, your cousin and his girlfriend were making out a few times.
Me: How did you know?
Mom: They were DOING IT in his room.
Me: Really? YOU WERE THERE? Oops, I meant where were you?
Mom: I was in my room, of course.
Me: How rude! But how did you know? Like for sure, for sure…
Mom: I heard them.
Me: Because the bed was making the squeaky noise?
Mom: Nah. I heard the “happy” noises.
Me: Hmm… How did you know they were happy?
Mom: I hardly think they were crying and sobbing in that state.
Me: Maybe they were just whispering to each other.
Mom: I may be 70 years old but I still know what “happy” noises sound like. You twit.
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