Matt:  How are you?

Me:  Fine.

Matt:  You look tired.

Me:  No, I am fine.

Matt:  You want anything?  I can make you some soup.

Me:  No, thank you.

Matt:  You OK?

Me:  Yes.

Matt:  I sent you an email.  I want you to read it.

Me:  OK…

………

Me:  It’s about your new Element.  Something about giving you a ride?

Matt:  Oh, yes.  Michelle bought a new Jeep too.

Me:  OK.

Matt:  There’s more…

Me:  Oh, let me read it once more.

………

Me:  Cop?  Ticket?  You got a ticket?

Matt:  Yes.  A speeding ticket.

Me:  How much is it?

Matt:  $115.  I was very nice to the cop so he gave a discount.  It should have been $150 or more.

Me:  GO AWAY!