You now have more reasons to get one of these bidets immediately, which were first introduced from our Japan trip.  Imagine you can enjoy multiple orgasms at any time day or night no matter how little free time you have.  Imagine you can have a good time in the bathroom while waiting for the oven to be fully preheated.  No more math formulas to memorize.  No need for candles and music and all that romantic crap.  Hurry, before they run out.  And Kimo, I know you’ll love ‘em.

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