I want to make a movie out of the following story.  I wondered if Steven Spielberg would do it… 

“A 38-year-old Cole Avenue man reported that his home was invaded on Sept. 9. The man said he was sitting home alone masturbating and watching a pornographic movie when a man came down into the basement, holding a gun, and started to videotape him. The man said that before he left, the intruder fed his dog some mushrooms and the dog died.” – The Beacon Journal, September 21, 2003.

 

Originally appeared on yesbutnobutyes.com