Neighbor (Wife):  “For the longest time, I thought it was the water pressure.  We couldn’t flush the toilet downstairs.  So here I was with the plunger and buckets of water.  Talking about a good workout.  I even bought a beautiful bowl to put the plunger in so they looked nice and matched the bathroom decor.” 

Neighbor (Husband):  “I was forbidden to use the bathroom downstairs, so there’s nothing to do with me.  It wasn’t my fault.”

Matt & I:  “Wow.  We never had any water pressure problem.”

Neighbor (Wife):  “Well, one day I was cleaning and getting behind the toilet seat.  I noticed the faucet, so I turned it a bit.  Voila.  I heard the sound of water.  For heaven’s sake, all this time I thought it was the water pressure that I couldn’t flush this damn toilet…”