Our house was infested with flies, or at least fly-like insects after the pre-Thanksgiving fall feast.  Although they tried to be ever so friendly and loved to cuddle with me, I hated them.  When I was watching TV, they happily flew around in circles just barely above my eye level so that I could see them.  [...]

I have returned from sunny Orlando.  As the plane touched down, the pilot informed everyone that the ground temperature in Seattle was 28F (-2.2C), I thought the old guy sitting next to me simply passed out.  A woman from Nigeria was all excited about visiting America.  She thought 28 wasn’t bad until she realized that it [...]

A friend of mine who has been living here for a long time but still and continued to speak broken English.  He did not and still does not know the word, diarrhea.  One day, he was really having issues with that so he decided to go to the pharmacy to get something for it.   [...]