I had to call the credit card company to get a few things straightened out…

Joy:  “I certainly can help you with that.  But I need to AXE you some questions for security reasons.”

Me:  “Sure.  AXE away.”

Joy:  “What is your mother’s maiden name?”

Me:  “My mom?  HIS maiden name is ###”

Joy:  “Thank you.  Your date of birth?”

Me:  “JuRy, 20th, XXXX”

Joy:  “Great!  I just have one more question to AXE you and then I can make the changes for you.”

Me:  “ExceRRent!  PRease do AXE.”

Joy:  “Your billing address?”

Me:  “1490… ”

Joy:  “Great.  Let me make the changes for you.  Can you hold?”

…..

Joy:  “Is there anything else I can do for you today?”

Me:  “No, that’s it.  Thanks a Rot.  Ba-Bye.”