Dear Carl,
I am not a lady of thousand faces, nor am I working for the FBI or CIA under some ridiculous code names. Stop calling me different names every day. You always get all irritated because I don’t answer you when you call. Here’s why. So far, you have called me, in order of frequency of use,
- Miss Meow Meow
- Kitty
- Hello Kitty
- Kiddy
- Miss Bing Bing
- Bang Bang
- Doo Doo
- Damn Cat
Especially, Hello Kitty. I do not, at all, look like that cat with a bow stuck on its forehead and has no mouth.
It’s annoying. Stop it. You twit.
Yours,
Her Royal Highness Miss Meow Meow
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