I thought we were going to T J Maxx for Matt’s new project at work.  He undertook the huge responsibility to construct two pinatas to play at work.  When we got there, he headed towards the housewares section immediately.  I was wondering what he could find there for the pinatas, but I didn’t ask.  His creativity cannot be questioned.  He made the impossible possible right before your eyes.

I walked towards the menswear.  I was on a mission to find my Jerzees t-shirts.  After hours of searching, I gave up as I was ready to throw myself in front of a bus.  I walked to the housewares section.  He had several items in the cart but none of them was for the pinatas.

“How are you going to put the picture frames and the plant stand in the pinatas?”

“We are not here for that.  We are here to get the plant stand.  I want to put it on the landing so we have flowers this winter.”

5 hours later…

“Why is this thing here?”

“I told you I’d put the plant here as it gets the afternoon sun.  We’ll have flowers blooming all winter.”

“There’s not much room left for me to get by.  My big ass will knock everything over.”

For Matt, the flowers make him happy.  For me, it’s all about loosing weight so I can get by without causing an earthquake.